Friday, February 6, 2015

mom, dont look at this post

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my moms the best mom ever. shes just looking out for her first born.


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she grew up in a time and a place where everyone was nicer and sweeter and way more polite


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except for the crazies discriminating and hanging black people and making them feel terrible about their skin


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so when i swear or use the lords name in vain or put up a “weird” picture, she’ll text me


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“whats going on with all the cursing, are you ok?”


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im totally ok ma, i teller, sometimes you gotta keep it real


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when i was at E! she was very sad because i was cursing like a sailor. same when i was running LAist


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at the Times, my boss advised me to tone it down and man was ma on top of the world.


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where i work now no one cares about this blog because blogging is dead and you know what good


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because even the good book keeps trying to tell us that when you die…


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…you go to heaven


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and in heaven everything is beautiful, even the four letter words


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(amen)


Chomsky: We Are All – Fill in the Blank.

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