1. buy this house with that hot tub actually in the damn ocean
2. buy Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch (a steal at $50 million) which sits on 1,200 acres just north of Santa Barbara
3. make the coolest orphanage of all time at the Ranch and teach the kids all the great life skills that their peers dont learn in school:
how to fix a car
how to handle a knife
how to pick up a girl
how to play guitar
how to dunk
how to fly a helicopter
how to cook
how to dance
how to fix a leaky sink and a fucked up toilet
4. i will produce a tv show much like The Bachelor called “Marry a Middle Aged Bald Lottery Winner”
5. and then i will start renovating small motels and slowly build an empire when no one is looking.
$485 million and climbing Chomsky: We Are All – Fill in the Blank.
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