this is what my bathroom used to look like.
xbi wasnt into it so they stripped the walls and painted it white and started putting bugs in the flowers.
so no more flowers in hurrr.
took michael to the vet the other day because she had two marks under her throat.
at first i thought they were welts that she had scratched open
but the veterinarian had a very different diagnosis
“vampires!”
i was told to put some salve on it and stop letting her sleep at the foot of my bed
because in the middle of the night she could do something crazy like bite me.
and if she sucked my blood, well, then i too would be a creature of the night.
everything changes in this weird old world.
one day amy winehouse is singing her songs and the next day shes gone.
one day you have an amazing bathroom and flowers and mouthwash
next minute your cats a vampire.
you should probably kiss the pretty girl in front of you
eat that extra slice of whatever
and thank your lucky stars you’re even here right now
because sooner or later the skinny girls gonna sing.
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