Wednesday, November 26, 2014

figured out what the movie im writing is

david lynch


every week on hbo there will be four 15 minute uber tales shown

every week it will be four different actors

every week it will be directed by a different director


some of the segments will be traditional television: guy picks up a passenger, they hit it off, theres laughs and then they drop them off.


but some of the segments will be


art


what does the uber guy do during a break

why did he take a break

why does he stop his break


or

a 15 minute drive where no one talks


or

robert de niro is the uber driver

two girls get in the back

all they do is talk to each other

de niro doesnt talk

but we do see his facial expressions now and then

as he listens to their stories


the beauty with this format is you never know who they will pick up

and you never know who’s gonna drive.


as the weeks go on, some of the same drivers are featured

will de niro say anything this week?

hey arent those the same chatty girls as two weeks ago?

but this time mike tyson is the driver

or al gore

or pee wee herman


maybe pee wee is the driver and some old lady wants to talk about mike brown.

or some saudi guy wants to talk about how he just smoked weed yesterday for the first time.

or prince wants to play a 15 minute guitar solo

because he has a battery operated amp he just bought

and wants to know how good it sounds in a car


maybe some great actress wants to show how great she is

and delivers a 10 minute soliloquy

and when we finally see the driver

it’s stephen hawking

or hologram tupac

or borat


who just says

very niiiice

and then they run into a bus.


i think thats what the show is.


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