im gonna have to stop doing that because Uber doesnt pay well any more.
anyway here are some things i think my money paid for
- shots
– vaccines
– immunizations
– backrubs
– tummytucks
– flea baths
– weiner snippings
– tubes tied
– ties dyed
– find my iphone dohickeys
– baptisms
– fortunes told
– brainwashings
– deprogrammings
– circus tricks
– nails clipped
– ears scratched
– general trauma
– overall checkup
– age detected
– fingerprinting
but i have a feeling none of that happened, we’ll see.
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